sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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