Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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