Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You're like the curious george of whores
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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