I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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