she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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