They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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