Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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