there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
