my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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