i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize