Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Two words: blizzard sex
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!