He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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