I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
