On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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