Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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