I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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