I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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