I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He kissed a someone with a penis
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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