i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
operation harelip BJ is a go
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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