operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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