if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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