Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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