You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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