Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
COCAINE IS GR8
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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