YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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