that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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