Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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