Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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