I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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