I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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