Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
did you just send me my own nude
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
