no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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