All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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