if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Randomize
