my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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