Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
