Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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