I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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