Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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