ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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