Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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