STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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