she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
