it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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