Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It's never too late to be topless.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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