walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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