Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I touched a dick in church today
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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