when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
where are you?
Hypothermia
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
