So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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