hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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