Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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