Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
