Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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